Yes you are!

The Amigone family operates several funeral homes in and around Buffalo, New York.
Photo courtesy of Carmen S. Garrison.

(Pick your team & event they'll win when hell freezes over.)
Hell, Michigan.

Is this a good deal?
Roanoke, Virginia. The Babies & Children store's motto is, " Dressing babies and children from head to toe from newborn to preteen ."

Everything you need for your "shotgun" wedding!
Located in Windsor, Maine. Hussey's slogan is,"If we don't have it, you don't need it."
Thanks to Jess, a proud resident of Windsor.

How do you get there from here?
Peekskill, New York. Photo courtesy of Jimmy Requa .

A little extreme!

I think I'll keep driving!

If you say so!
In Independence, Missouri.

Sometimes a name change is the best idea...

Take me to the cleaners, baby!
There are five Balfurd Cleaners locations in Pennsylvania.

"CAUTION: CROCODILE EATS THE HANDICAPPED AT BOTTOM OF HILL"
At a St. Lucia, South Africa crocodile farm.

Major dilemma in California.
Your choices are College of the Siskiyous or "downtown" Weed.

??? McLogic gone wrong...

Going Postal?
In Phoenix, Arizona.

Leave your soul at the front gate, please.
Near New Hartford, Connecticut.

What part of ONLY don't they understand?
In Kansas City, Missouri. Photo courtesy of Bud Turner.

Pork, the one you love?
This was a Sask Pork (The Saskatchewan Pork Industry) ad campaign in Canada.

Enough said...

We is educated...